1. romangoddessvictoria:

    nephilimgirlbooks:

    yesterdayisadisgrace:

    liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

    chompyface:

    do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

    Well, that took an unexpected turn.

    so did their neck

    I’m dying

    So are they

    (via placiddream)

     

  2. “I hate you.” 

    “I hate you too.” 

    “I’m not going to wish you a happy birthday.”

    “That’s fine because I don’t want you to wish me a happy birthday.”

    “Fine then I’ll wish you a happy birthday.”

    “Fine then I won’t care.”

    “Fine then, happy birthday.”

    “Fine then, thank you.” 

     
  3. gayindustrialcomplex:

    What is this and how can i never see it again

    (Source: earloffabulousness, via placiddream)

     

  4. Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?

    morosity:

    stress

     
  5. franklyrebecca:

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

    (Source: diplosomia, via placiddream)

     
  6. lolsofunny:

    ladderboss:

    wtf kind of turtle is that

    science of tumblr can you please explain this

    (Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via fucking-daehyun)

     
  7. tonywda:

    beeftony:

    justplainsomething:

    adrianestpierre:

    Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.

    Later he convinces the whole town to set up his wedding with the knowledge that the would-be bride would be thrown into it. Everyone finds his creepy-ass tactics as cute and “boys will be boys” esque. So yeah, he is terrifying.

    Yeah, the truly scary thing about Beauty and the Beast isn’t that Gaston exists, but that society fucking loves him. People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get bothered by society. People don’t trust the Beast because of the way he looks, which only feeds his anger issues and pushes him further away. Gaston isn’t’ the only one who criticizes Belle for being bookish, either; the whole town says there must be something wrong with her. And her father gets carted off to a mental asylum for being just a little eccentric.

    Howard Ashman, who collaborated on the film’s score and had a huge influence on the movie’s story and themes, was a gay man who died of AIDS shortly after work on the film was completed. If you watch the film with that in mind, the message of it becomes clear. Gaston demonstrates that bullies are rewarded and beloved by society as long as they possess a certain set of characteristics, while nice people who don’t are ostracized. The love story between Belle and the Beast is about them finding solace in each other after society rejects them both.

    Notice how the Beast reacts when the whole town comes for him. He’s not angry, he’s sad. He’s tired. And he almost gives up because he has nothing to live for. But then he sees that Belle has come back for him, and suddenly he does. In the original fairy tale, the Beast asks Belle to marry him every night, and the spell is broken when she accepts. In the Disney movie, he waits for her to love him, because he cannot love himself. That’s how badly being ostracized from society and told that you’re a monster all your life can fuck with your head and make you stop seeing yourself as human.

    Society rewards the bullies because we’ve been brought up to believe that their victims don’t belong. That if someone doesn’t fit in, then they have to be put in their place, or destroyed. And this movie demonstrates that this line of thinking is wrong. It’s so much deeper than a standard “be yourself” message, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite Disney movies.

    People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get bothered by society.

    The love story between Belle and the Beast is about them finding solace in each other after society rejects them both.

    (Source: thomasfinchmackee, via lestraade)

     
  8. can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

    i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

    oh

    (Source: dicemastaflex, via acrackinthetardis)

     
  9. keepmywhiskeyneat:

    titytwochainz:

    durkin62:

    watchoutboy:

    OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

    Natural selection.

    if you 13 years old and you try this, you was gone be dead soon anyway just get it over with

    Signal boosting to strengthen the gene pool

    (Source: theothermayor, via placiddream)

     

  10. memoriasconsazon:

    i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

    (via cat1000)

     
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  12. Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

    goddess-plume:

    queen—historia:

    the-puppeteer-saw-all:

    allfadesyouremain:

    foreverwithselenagomez:

    pahnties:

    myswagisnice:

    I love my mom.

    image

    I am risking nothing

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    I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

    Will not risk.

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    sorry followers :(


    I hate this post but you know…i love my mom!

    I hate the millions of notes someone gets for this but hey I love my mom, I ain’t risking shit.

    I don’t know my mom….but….why not *shrugs*

    I love my mom too much to risk this 

    (via porkskins)

     

  13. thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

    wtf I just made that post

    oh wait that is my post

    I havent slept in 2 days

    (via porkskins)

     

  14. the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    smoochlock:

    so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

    image

    i’m fucking crying 

    it says ‘no.’

    it literally says NO.

    oh my god

    (via porkskins)

     
  15. jetblueivy:

    leaving class on friday

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via porkskins)